Comments on: Public Displays of Talent http://hilariousandnegative.wordpress.com/2008/10/31/public-displays-of-talent/ Just another WordPress.com weblog Fri, 06 Nov 2009 23:18:58 +0000 http://wordpress.com/ hourly 1 By: Falco http://hilariousandnegative.wordpress.com/2008/10/31/public-displays-of-talent/#comment-22 Falco Mon, 03 Nov 2008 05:34:34 +0000 http://hilariousandnegative.wordpress.com/?p=40#comment-22 Ok, so here is some insider information. The people who come in and play the piano for a large crowd, are most likely the people who donated it. Its kind of like leaving your band outside the 14th st stop. Oh hey what are YOOO GUYS doin' here, uh 1 uh 2 uh 1,2,3,4 You are .... my fire ....... Ok, so here is some insider information. The people who come in and play the piano for a large crowd, are most likely the people who donated it. Its kind of like leaving your band outside the 14th st stop. Oh hey what are YOOO GUYS doin’ here, uh 1 uh 2 uh 1,2,3,4 You are …. my fire …….

]]> By: Brougham http://hilariousandnegative.wordpress.com/2008/10/31/public-displays-of-talent/#comment-20 Brougham Sun, 02 Nov 2008 08:12:19 +0000 http://hilariousandnegative.wordpress.com/?p=40#comment-20 I have a suggestion for you: every time you have to fart at work, do it by the piano. Eventually, the air around the piano will smell so vile that only a prodigy with no sense of smell will be able to stand it long enough to play anything by Saglieri's mortal enemy. Not to mention the inherent amusement in stinking up random areas of your workplace; I, for one, have always enjoyed on-the-job flatulence. Also, don't hesitate to drop one during someone's performance--if they hear anything, tell them you thought they could use some percussion. Also, do you remember that episode of Quantum Leap where Sam was the blind pianist and had to stop that girl from getting murdered (sans the pianist, that is, of course, every episode of Quantum Leap)? That episode was sweet. But not as good as the Jimmy episodes! Go evil leapers! I have a suggestion for you: every time you have to fart at work, do it by the piano. Eventually, the air around the piano will smell so vile that only a prodigy with no sense of smell will be able to stand it long enough to play anything by Saglieri’s mortal enemy. Not to mention the inherent amusement in stinking up random areas of your workplace; I, for one, have always enjoyed on-the-job flatulence. Also, don’t hesitate to drop one during someone’s performance–if they hear anything, tell them you thought they could use some percussion.

Also, do you remember that episode of Quantum Leap where Sam was the blind pianist and had to stop that girl from getting murdered (sans the pianist, that is, of course, every episode of Quantum Leap)? That episode was sweet. But not as good as the Jimmy episodes! Go evil leapers!

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